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How to Be a Happier New You in the Time it Takes to Poo

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That's right! We definitely didn't stutter when we wrote this title. The new year is finally here and it's time to take the reigns on your happiness. How, do you ask? Well, with a little help from author of "The WOO of POO: Change Your Life In The Time You Take a Sh*t ," Suzy Batiz, and the Poo Crew, we give you the low-down on how to be a happier new you in the time it takes to poo!

Wait...what just happened?

Here's the thing. We all know it's a little more than just awkward to talk about the good ole number 2. However, the reality is EVERYBODY does it. Pamela Anderson? Definitely. President of the United States? On the reg. Victoria's Secret models? Absopootely!

The thing is, we can really learn quite a bit about bettering ourselves just by listening to our gut. In Suzy Batiz's book, she has a hilariously awesome take how she founded Poo~Pourri, a multi-million dollar business, by being different and trusting her inner drive. Ultimately, it gave her success and fulfillment that lead to a very well-earned happiness. And in the end, that's pretty much what we're all striving for.

She wittily dives into the ten "Woos of Poo" that helped her and her team reach ultimate success in business and in life. It's an entertaining, insightful, and thoughtful piece that can easily change your life simply by reading on the toilet.

Check out the Amazon page below and get your copy today!

Now we're talking, tell me more about Poo~Pourri!

So, what exactly is Poo~Pourri? The WOO of POO Before-You-Go® Toilet Spray is the ingenious amalgamation of deliciously scented essential oils that create a protective scent layer in the toilet. How does it work? Just spray before you go! All the icky stink will stay below the scented oil layer, leaving the bathroom smelling fresh and clean.

Also, the Before-You-Go® Toilet Sprays are all-natural and proudly made in the USA. There are no alcohol, no parabens, no formaldehyde, only the good stink-free stuff!

Although this product is not yet available on Amazon, check out more information about it on their Poo~Pourri product page.

In the end, happiness can indeed start where it ends (if you get my drift). It's time to take action and start changing your life, one poo at a time. 

To learn more about the amazing benefits of Poo~Pourri and more about Suzy Batiz and the Poo Crew, check out their website at

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